If you're annoyed by website visitors, then I'll make your day better.
There's a simple 2-step strategy that I can guarantee will scare people away from your website.
Here it is:
Step 1. Make sure you have zero personality in your content.
If you make them feel like they're not special, and that you don't care about their unique needs, they'll leave faster.
So, your content needs to be overwhelming, boring, and targeted to a very wide audience. The more you generalize, the better.
Step 2. Don't try to grab their attention.
The experience they have on your website needs to be as bland and mentally draining as possible. Headache-inducing even. To really nail this down, channel your inner bureaucrat.
Make everything important hard to find, always share useless information first, and increase the load speed on your website.
That's it.
Start putting this strategy into practice and you'll never have to worry about your website crashing. You'll even pay less on hosting, because you'll need less bandwidth.
Plenty of benefits as you can see.
Now, what if you're a weirdo like me, and you enjoy getting website visitors?
Maybe even convince them to subscribe to your email list, or buy a product/service from you.
I know, it's crazy to even think about it… but I want to cover all possibilities.
Well, if you get all warm and fuzzy inside at the thought of more leads… Here's the alternative strategy.
Use Real-Time Behavior Automation.
This works brilliantly when it comes to turning website visitors into interested prospects and paying customers.
I could write a mini-novel about this approach, but it's easier if you click the link above and see exactly what it is and how it works.
Good luck with whatever strategy you choose!
If you have any questions, reply to this email.
Talk again soon,
Angie
General Manager
OptinMonster
