"How foolish a man is to get up every morning when he knows he'll have to go back to bed again at night."
The 1909 issue of the New York Times named John Mumcra The Laziest Man in The World… for good reason.
John was a resident of the Jerseyville Jersey County Farm, a work facility for the impoverished, just outside of St. Louis.
Despite being in good health, John had gone to bed a decade before and vowed to stay there for the remainder of his life.
According to the Superintendent of the farm "He just lies there and looks at the ceiling, or rolls over once in a while and takes a nap."
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Once you implement these, you can follow John's example if you decide to, and lie in bed.
The only thing you'll do differently compared to him, is that you'll look at how your bank account is growing… instead of looking at the ceiling.
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Talk again soon,
Angie
General Manager
OptinMonster
